A Vote for 'Client 9' is, Apparently, a Vote for Anal Sex

Well, it's been more than an eventful day in Albany today! My office (a State contractor nonetheless) was all abuzz for the last three hours of the day as we gathered around radios tuned to WGY waiting for word about how our exactly our governor was "linked" to a prostitution ring.

Was he a pimp? A john? A man whore?!?!

As it turns out he's 'Client 9', and he's going to be indicted. And according to all media reports has given no indication that he plans to resign. I mean, obviously he's going to have to resign, but the sanctimonious jerk off is going to put it off as long as possible. I have hate, hate, hated Spitzer since he was AG and could never understand why people found him to be such a crusader of justice. He frequently strong-armed large companies operating in New York out of money for no good reason. He always came across to me as a cocky asshole with a giant chip on his shoulder.

So, our governor is a super freak. According to the affidavit, the Governor of New York State was "a repeat customer who was known to propose unsafe activities." I can only assume that to mean anal sex. With a whore. Very clean, my man. In addition to all of this, he also had an account with the Emperors Club VIP so that he could secure his $1,000+ an hour whores in advance.

I just love that he fancies himself an Emperor.

Taxpayers of New York- WE PAID FOR THIS! His income is deducted directly from our paychecks.

The day before Valentine's Day, he paid $4,300 to have two whores take a train from New York to Washington DC (really, he couldn't get them a plane ticket?) The day before Valentine's Day. I hope he got his wife a bottle of Valtrex to go with the roses!

While it is pretty embarassing for the State of New York, I can say that 1- at least he didn't go all priest on us and nail a little boy; 2- I voted for John Faso; 3- I actually like the Lieutenant Governor. David Paterson seems to be an intelligent, level headed man that might actually contribute something to the State of New York. While he was on David Dinkins' staff during that disasterous (and dangerous!!) period of New York City's history, from what I can tell he's actually a good guy. I look forward to learning more about him in the next few days. Plus, he's going to make all kinds of history. He will be New York's first black governor, and the first blind governor in the country. Hopefully, he will not make additional history by schtupping a cat or something.