11/2/07

Recently Spotted in the Mullet Capital of New York State



Okay, where to begin?
  • Why would I want a massage from someone with a sign made primarily of masking tape, paper and a wooden board? Somehow, I think those massages mostly end in criminal charges.
  • Is the same person offering both services? What if they get confused? Someone could end up paralyzed.

I'm almost tempted to call that number and ask how many takers there have been on either the karate and/or the massage. I can't imagine there are many.

1 comment:

Maggie said...

Perhaps they don't know that an exclamation point is terminal punctuation and they are really advertising their hillbilly version of a Swedish massage!